I wonder how many people who drilled holes in their phone also tried charging previous phones in the microwave?
Ohhh...wait...I thought you meant the Shave-Apocalypse...I was going to place another order...just in case.
After 32 years of teaching, I must sadly agree. You can fix ignorance, when someone is eager to change it. But stupid...
On drilling the iPhone… "Also I don't have that clamp thingy, can I or my friend hold it while we drill? I don't want to ruin my phone."
A movie quote (from a movie I've long-since forgotten): "You're supposed to be stupid. Don't abuse the privilege."