Songs that have been ruined for you.

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  1. Hairy Alaskan

    Hairy Alaskan eww da toilet

    Kung Fury!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  2. Goodlad

    Goodlad Active Member

    I like your wrong version too. It works.


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  3. Goodlad

    Goodlad Active Member

    That would have been Crocodile Rock though.


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  4. Goodlad

    Goodlad Active Member

    Hey, gotta permit for those guns?
     
  5. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    oh, man, got THAT right.
     
  6. som

    som Well-Known Member

    I think that song was by Stealers Wheel (featuring a young pre-Baker Street Gerry Rafferty).
     
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You are correct.
     
  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    it sure SOUNDS like Dylan, though. But yes, I had heard some time ago it wasn't him.
     
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Dylan did a version. But,Steelers Wheels (Gerry Rafferty and crew) was the original.

    From wikipedia:
    Stuck in the Middle with You" is a song written by Gerry Rafferty and Joe Egan and originally performed by their band Stealers Wheel. Gerry Rafferty provided the lead vocals, with Joe Egan singing harmony.
    .... The song is often wrongfully attributed to Bob Dylan.
     
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    well now, I'm confused. Which one do we hear on the radio more often than not? And by the way, now that I think of it, I can well imagine Rafferty has having sung it, too.
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I have never heard the dylan version period, let alone on the radio.
    Head over to youtube and play the different versions.
     
  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    naah, I only play it when I am in a silly mood :cool:
     
  13. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

    Article Team
    Heard a really crappy version of "Sleighride" at the mall today. Plenty of rifs and screaming. Oy veh! :prrr:
     
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  14. NoobShaver

    NoobShaver BGDAAA

    Hm. Here's a slightly different take on the topic that requires a little context: I work with an autistic teenager. She is non-verbal, and likes her daily routines to stay the same, day in day out. This means she has a cd of music she likes that we listen to when driving. 17 songs in a row that do not change. Ever. Pop songs, like...

    "Love Me Like You Do," by Ellie Golding.
    "Want to Want Me" by Jason Derulo
    "Honey I'm Good" by Andy Grammer
    "This Summer's Gonna Hurt" by Maroon 5.

    All these and more, permanently ruined. I'm hoping we can get a new cd someday soon, but she doesn't handle change too well. Until then, I'm listening to thoroughly ruined less than good pop music.
     
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  15. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    Kokomo. I'll never go east again.
     
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  16. NoobShaver

    NoobShaver BGDAAA

    oh- and the 4th grade ruined Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name."

    Sing with me!

    You cut a fart,
    And you're to blame.
    You gave your drawers,
    A Bad Stain!
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A song from some punchy science teachers;
    Oh dear, what can the matter be?
    Some say it cannot be energy.
    Einstein, however would disagree.
    He'd say they're one and the same.
    E- it represents energy
    M is mass, you can plainly see..
    C squared is the square of the speed of light,
    Which you will know if you're bright.
     
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  18. Hairy Alaskan

    Hairy Alaskan eww da toilet

    I stand corrected.
    I just checked the soundtrack to see it is Stealers Wheels. I didn't realize this became such a big discussion. I should check the threads more often.


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  19. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Don't go out tonight...
    There's bound to be some light.
    There's a bathroom on the right.
     
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    So, my friend's 6-year-old was recently exposed to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and you'll no doubt remember the "tribal" chant ... ah-wee-mah-way ah-wee-mah-way, etc. He misheard it and was (so I'm told) running around the house the other day singing "My wiener's wet. My wiener's wet." :rofl:

    Song ruined.
     
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