It's an ironic song that relates to your joke. It's written from the viewpoint of the person answering the hotline, dreading their job.
I think I got them all. Thanks to @Queen of Blades for wit and mercy. Thanks to you gentlemen, I'm honored to be amongst you. Although there is still a rumbling amongst the shave brumbies as to whether I was blooming the Barbasol or sousing it. Regards, Bill
Well stated....... From a shaver who gets the same quality shaves with Mayo.....and.... Williams ! Don't souse the Mayo...