True. I have many, though my memory is the one that drives other people the craziest. (Muhahahaha!) TPBM has a name (first or last) no one ever gets right.
Not sure what that means, but I've barely spent any money this week aside from gas and fast food. Go me? TPBM can never get through a shave without a single cut.
True....but YMMV...JK! OMG...LOL! TPBM prefers to watch movies at home rather than in a public theater.
True. TPBM once swallowed a bug while running around the yard as a little kid, then cried until Mom made with the popsicle.
False, though I did once get a bug in my eye, while hiking in the woods. TPBM likes to make their own popsicles.
I'll let it slide. I have a pepper grinder, but I don't hand pick pepper corns. To keep the rules going, TPBM def has not eaten a goji berry.
False. I too have had dried goji berries. Covered in dark chocolate. TPBM is ready to fire someone today (whether he actually can do so doesn't matter).
False. I used to be. I had cell phones in the early 90's, I used to own PDAs, I worked in the tech industry and had my first email address in the 80's. I remember when HTML was text based. But not anymore. My truck doesn't even have power locks or an alarm. I try to keep my daily life as tech free as possible. TPBM wishes The Love Boat was still on TV.
False. And I 've never licked a cow either... nevermind. To stay in the theme: TPBM has made a snow angel
