The person below me...

False. But I would support such a practice.

TPBM has friends who embarrass them.

 

False. Other way round, though....

TPBM has never driven a moped

 

True...and you''ll never see me on one, either.

TPBM wears those tight, stretchy and shiny cycling outfits...sometimes just as casual wear!

 

False. No thanks!

TPBM always remembers his wife's birthday.

 

True, but probably only because it's synced across all of my calendars.

TPBM wears socks with sandals (see Kevin's picture above).

 

An act of bravery if anyone responds, "True!"

BTW: "(see Kevin's picture above)"—I may have posted it but let me clarify that the image above is NOT me.....

 

Methinks he doth protesteth too much.

 

TPBM is having a bad hair day

 

False, but I am about to get a haircut!

TPBM is anal retentive.

 

False. I have none of those inclanations.

TPBM knows that really is a pic of Kevin @HolyRollah

 

False the picture above is much better looking.

TPBM shaves while listening to Justin Beiber.

 

FALSE FALSE FALSE

TPBM drinks koffe and tea (though not at the same time)

 

True.

TPBM has burped in public and not said, "Excuse me."

 

Probably True.

I'm surprised someone had the nerve to answer that one. I thought that might be a recipe for a new CT.

TPBM has painted their fingernails.

 

False. BUT I have worn acrylics on one hand....
After reading this, TPBM is now wondering what shade of polish to use....

 

Hmm. Black, I think.

TPBM was in show choir. Jazz hands.

Yep. Bringing it back.

 

False.

TPBM is one of them there city folk

 

Semi-true, I live in the suburbs.

TPBM watches Fox News.

 

True. I am Fair and Balanced.

TPBM never even watches the news on any channel.

 

true....dont watch news, as I dont like what is "news"

TPBM has a daughter