Tongue-Twisters

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by MarshalArtist, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

    I'll start:
    Moses supposes his toes's are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Now Aaron, he knows's his toes's aren't roses as Moses supposes his toes's to be.
     
    MarshalArtist, Apr 8, 2015
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  2. vwp528

    vwp528 Well-Known Member

    She sells sea shells by the sea shore
     
    vwp528, Apr 8, 2015
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  3. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

    …while she slits sheets in a sheet slitting shop.
     
    MarshalArtist, Apr 8, 2015
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  4. trey06dmd

    trey06dmd Arko eater

    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

    All of it.
     
    trey06dmd, Apr 8, 2015
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  5. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    There are some good ones in THIS old PIF.
     
    americanshamrock, Apr 8, 2015
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  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    The two-toed tree toad tried to tread where the three-toed tree toad trod.
     
    Jayaruh, Apr 8, 2015
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  7. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

     
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  8. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

     
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  9. ARGH

    ARGH Well-Known Member

    Chicks with bricks come.
    Chicks with blocks come.
    Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.

    Dr. Suess Fox in Sox
     
    ARGH, Apr 8, 2015
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  10. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

    En français:
    Le ver vert va vers le verre vert.
    [The green worm goes toward the green glass.]
     
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    MarshalArtist, Apr 8, 2015
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    1) Eleven benevolent elephants

    2) Irish wrist watch
     
    Sara-s, Apr 9, 2015
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  12. opsimath

    opsimath Well-Known Member

    He thrusts his fists against the posts, and still insists he sees the ghosts.
     
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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    it said "an error occurred, please try again later"., but I bet it would remind me of when former NFL QB Joe Theisman, who is from New Jersey" poked fun at his own dialect by saying "That's like a guy from New Jersey trying to speak Chinese".
     
    Paul Turner, Aug 10, 2016
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Polyethylene terephthalate
     
    Sara-s, Aug 11, 2016
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