Why'd the chicken cross the road?

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  1. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    "It's the 2016 Rio Olympics...brought to you by Clubman Veg.....and NOTHING ELSE!"
     
    Paul Turner, Aug 9, 2016
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  2. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

    Is that what happened to the pool water?
     
    Drygulch, Aug 10, 2016
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  3. Paul Turner

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    No wonder Phelps giggled as he got his gold last night.
     
    Paul Turner, Aug 10, 2016
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    He thought it tasted like another substance hes known for. :eek:
     
    richgem, Aug 10, 2016
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Rio water is bad enough on its own.
     
    richgem, Aug 10, 2016
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  6. Waate

    Waate Member

    As the egg and chicken were laying in bed smoking cigarettes the egg turned to the chicken and said "Just to be clear, I came first"
     
    Waate, Jan 26, 2017
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  7. SpeedyPC

    SpeedyPC Well-Known Member

    Because you didn't cook it!
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2017
    SpeedyPC, Jan 26, 2017
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  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    lol.....I forgot had that in here, but after all it WAS back in August.
     
    Paul Turner, Jan 26, 2017
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