You know you're a wet shaving addict when.....

When you know more about soaps, shampoo, conditioner, moisturizers, facial toners and so on then the women in your house. Seems to go with the wet shaving territory.

 

When the screen blanker is an animation of double edge razors with legs running around your screen. I am a computer geek in the real world and worked on this one for a while before making it work. Have one of a meeting room where all of the people around the table are double edge razors and a Super Speed is doing a sales presentation.

 

That's not an addict. That's a fanatic! :rofl

 

When the wifey complains about all of her tupperware bowls being used to store shaving soap.

 

I just buy my own. Nothing we already had really fits!

 

Even I, the shave fanatic haven't gotten that far. I only have two pucks of soap.

 

WARNING///WARNING/////
I found another one!

 

Talk about thread revival!
You know you're an addict when you have to create an NB '17 thread.

 

Robber sticks a gun in your face and says "Gimme all your shaving stuff or your wife."

Your response: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking."

 

...I sure will miss her...

 

...when I'm eyeing tupperware containers at the store and contemplating how much and what soaps they will hold.

 

...you purchase empty vintage glass bottles to decant aftershaves you haven't bought yet.

 

Or you look through the little bit that they *do* have, and hope they mixed up a VDH glycerin puck in with the scented pucks. But they didn't.

 

...as you're lathering up for today's shave you're already trying to figure out which cream/soap you'll use tomorrow.

 

When you and the mail carrier on first name basis.

 

I wish. They are short handed in my Zip Code. Never know which of six might be carrying that day. Is he or she walking the north or south side of the street first, starting at the east or west end?!?!