1. I would have to conquer.......OOOPS, that should be "concur" :)
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  3. impressive list, that.
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  4. Irregardless.
  5. Wait a minute! I thought this was a flare!

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    Ooops! This is a flare (filleter).

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  6. I guess they shouldn'ta had those habanero baked beans for dinner last night. :(
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  9. Oh, your poor wife. :D
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  10. :rofl:
    But, as de Mistah Marley Mon once say: "No woman. No cry."
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  13. Do you suppose Liberace shaved with a Flair/Flare tip? Speaking of the glittery one, little known fact about myself.....I was a pianist growing up. Started at age 4, went to college the first time for music. Thought about being a concert pianist for many years growing up. Joined a fraternity at Baker University, Delta Tau Delta. I was the first music major they ever had pledge there. We all had a "brick" name that was given to us at the end of hell week. It was a name that the actives came up with. Mine......and I'm not making this up......was........ready?...........Livercrotchie. Don't tell me drunk frat guys aren't creative!
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  14. Ahh, the dangers of paddles and beer funnels!
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  15. This one threw me. Champ and Chomp have the same definition, and the word Champ as a verb is almost dead in the English language, outside of this idiom. I grew up around horses and always heard this as Chomping at the bit, which means exactly the same thing. Outside writing for school, I think Chomping at the bit is becoming accepted usage of this one. Once I learned that Champing was the original form, I started using it. Mainly so people could correct me, and I could then correct them.
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  16. I'm sure you've all seen this, if not check it out its great!
  17. Thank you! I've been a fan of Al for years. His live show is not to be missed. I've caught him twice, superb both times. Bring your children!
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  18. We must keep this one alive.
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  19. When I was working, I would wear my Halloween shirt, on which the following was embroidered; "You can't scare me. I teach high school." Inevitably, some student would make the mistake of asking what my shirt said. I had to remind them that it didn't say anything. They had to read it.
  20. Another problem I see a lot is the misuse of phrases that sound similar. I have seen many people interchange "in lieu of" with "in light of".