Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I think: T'would "BeHOOVE" him to utilize some of that "Cremo-Cream," as he "rises" to the "top" of this "curdling-event!" :bamspam:
No "Cow-Towing," here!

 

winner!

 

Guess I'm "LOWING," here, but; I wasn't "COWering!' Yet, I didn't know there would be this 'Hearding' of commentaries, with anyone winning anything? I'm just "BULLISH" when it comes to being "Yoked" to another, in 'tandem-conversations!'

 

Now you're just showing off.

 

So, you say I'm a 'braggart,' of sorts! Are you a "Picadore?" Or, are you a "Matador?" I Am "FREDINAND-THE-OLD-BULL!" (No-BULL-$#!T!)
I think, perhaps, ye are a subaltern, whom is dressed in 'thin-silver-threads;' rather than the golden braids of "The Matadore!" (Is My "CHARGE" sufficient, herein?)

 

I'm a "Fred-A-Dore!"

 

My head hurts.

 

Mine, too! And, my 'old-horns' have been thrusted & busted rather 'vehemently' by the 'younger-bulls!' I'm going off to graze and "smell-the flowers," now!

 

"Yea, Yea..., I'm all shook-up!"

 

That sucks!

 

Too much fermented herring for that one!

 

This rocks..it just does..

 

Yes lol....I think the same message should be printed on every vacuum cleaner available for sale....'THIS BABY SUCKS"

 

95 pages of these puns....congrats, @Sara-s , see what you did??????

 

I should have added.....and they just keep on going!!!