Better than the old "my coffee cup holder isn't working" gag. (Back when computers came with CD-ROM trays).
Its what my three sons called my Polish wife's father. Re: screen name—On my father's first visit years ago to the church where I work, a pentecostal evangelical church, he being a lifelong Catholic referred to it disparangingly as one of those 'holy-roller type' churches….
Well mine is very simple...I like the 1911 A1 platform can't get any more red,white & blue than that except mabey a slice of Apple pie!
I used to watch boxcars go by on the Cotton Belt when I was a kid...Bozo Texino was one of my favorite tags to watch for.
Jasman = Jasmine Man, as opposed to, for example, Jason Manning. I make no secret of my favorite scent.
Tralfaz= Astro's original name on the 60's Cartoon Series "The Jetsons"...........Useless trivia that for some reason stuck in my head! No other hidden meaning or descriptive reference to me.
Back in Highshool I had one friend that collected rubber ducks and since she was very attractive I got one for her every time I saw something different. I had a reputation for always having a rubber ducky somewhere on me. My email ended up being duckymark too. The double letter was just a heavy finger when I signed up for TSD.
Shave- obvious wizard- Hermes thrice great,because I plan to use sorcery and occult knowledge to get the best shave possible. Just kidding, but I have always been a big fan of wizards and Knights and things of that nature. 420- No it is not the pot holiday, it is the encrypted date of when I met the wife.
I've always enjoyed the singing of Enrico Caruso. When people find that out about me they seem quite shock, then they say it should've surprise them.
I figure it should be obvious, but some people didn't get it. So for the FNG's in the group RetLEO-07- Retired Law Enforcement Officer 07(the year I pulled the pin)