Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

They could also be called spidlers..no sorry spell check, you don't know that one...

 

OK, that works too.

 

Two astronauts arguing in their ship after blastoff. One decides he's had enough. and says to the other "C',mon, gimme some space, willya?"

 

She's small; she's psychic... she's a girl?!

 

Actually she's a 70 year old woman


CORRECTION - she's not quite 69. She and her husband are scottish comedians.

 

Not laughing but kind of creeped out.

 

Call the grammar police! She and her husband...

They look more like brother and sister.

 

I don't think they allow that in Scotland, maybe if they were from Arkansas or Alabama.

(let's see how long it takes for one of the Bama boys to reply)

 

Oh, lets offend the scots too: itd also be legal if she were a sheep.

 

Is it Her husband and her?

 

it is still she bc its the subject.

 

Right, "is"takes a predicate nominative.

 

word to your muttha.

 

It's the subject.

 

phone typing

 

Easy if you break it down.
She is a Scottish comedian. Her husband is a Scottish comedian.

 

Haven't heard that in a while!

 

They are both Scottish comedians.

(grammatical) Case closed.

 

What if they aren't very funny. Are they still comedians?

 

If the comedian cracks a joke in a forest and there's nobody around to laugh at it..does it make a sound?..