"Oh, look. Here come the elephants." What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses?
Q: What happens when an elephant sits on a marshmellow? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A: He gets a mushy tushy.
Here's one mainly for the Canadians on the board: An international group of experts were asked to contribute essays to an anthology about varios aspects of the elephant. The Brit wrote about the elephant as a symbol of the old Imperial Raj. The Frenchman wrote about the love life of elephants. The German examined the history of the elephant in warfare. The American considered economies of scale in animals and whether the bigger elephant species were more successful. And then there was the Canadian's essay: The elephant - is it a provincial or federal responsibility?
The elephant in the zoo had died, and his keeper was crying aloud. On a bystander asking whether he wasn't overdoing it a bit, he replied "you have no idea, I'm the one who has to bury him."
Why does an elephant have a trunk? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Because sometimes, a suitcase just won't so.
How do you make an elephant float? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Mix 2 scoops of ice cream, soda water and an elephant.
