Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Looks like @Slipperyjoe struck a sour note with you.
     
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  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Maybe I'll invite Sara..Bach to my Palestrina..:happy069:
     
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Don't you think you've tried to orchestrate enough for one night?
     
  4. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Hey, don't pick on my man George!!!! (George Friedrick, the H-man of music).
     
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  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You're probably right.. must be the male menopause talking..worried about decomposing and all...
     
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  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    therefore, accordion to you, it didn't work out??
     
  7. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I did a goofy tape recording once....pronounced Bach and Brahms "Back and Braaaaaams".
     
  8. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    are we Bach to the 3-Stooges doing archery?(@Sara-s knows what I'm talkinabout)
     
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    No no no. Archery was married to edith, not sara.
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    No, that was just a one-shot deal.
     
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  11. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I tell ya, Larry's attempt wouldn't have qualified for the Mickey Mouse Olympics, let alone that of Jersey.
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yeah, he was just stringing us along. (BTW, I actually do qualify for the National Senior Olympics.)
     
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  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    oh, due to your fine performance in Jersey? I hope it's on ESPN.
     
  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    As a matter of fact, yes. There is a minimum score for eligibility and I surpassed it. Oddly, ESPN missed my epic performance. I guess they just didn't see the point.
     
  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    well, I meant the Nationals. Maybe you'll get another chance to be broadcast.
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Leave it to a sports channel to miss the target. :(
     
  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    ESPN was too busy telling jokes to do what they are PAID to do. Maybe they'll do better at the Nationals, when the audience should be larger.
     
  18. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Händel with care @Slipperyjoe ! :D
     
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    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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