30 Blades Down The Toilet!

I think your only fault here was in NOT also leaving the seat "up" for her convenience.

 

Jim, I think you're toast with this story. Calling everyone to weight in on a CT.

@Queen of Blades

If you ever have a blade PIF, I'm not interested.

 

We could probably never get away with "Pissed off blades," so how about "Potty blade user" or "Yellow blades."

 

Jim would be limited to a PBS shave, at best, with these blades.

"PBS shaver"

 

I wonder how he likes the Gillette 7 o'clocks? You know, the ones in the YELLOW wrapper.

 

Maybe I can pif them as Personna yellows!


Who's in?

 

I think Jim would like these also. As an added bonus, the packaging is waterproof.

 

PBS? I don't even want to guess.

 

I just hope that Jim will be a good sport about the coming CT. It'd be a real shame if he got all ... pissy ... about it.

 

It doesn't stand for Public Broadcasting System, I'll tell you that much.

 

By now, John...er...uh...Jim is sorry he came out of the (water) closet with this story. I would have advised him to keep it privy.

 

He was probably hoping that we'd just flush it from our memories. But, alas, things have started to swirl out of his control.

 

All this bathroom humor is just too much!

 

@Jayaruh , did you change your signature?

 

And don't forget to zip up and wash your hands too.

 

This thread might be right up there with Troy's skunk thread and Adam's Osage Rub thread.

Both of those threads earned these gents their CTs.

 

LOL. if you've raised kids you've put your hands in worse. Rinse and disinfect and shave away.

 

Go with @mrchick 's suggestion but do NOT expose them to alchohol. It is bad for stainless steel. Click here for good info on caring for stainless steel.

I guess you now need to live to 101 so those blades can be used. Hopefully your memory is sound then and you can remind your wife of the necessity of your quick action.