My Shave Den cherry needs to be popped...

Discussion in 'Welcome Center' started by Crappy, Aug 18, 2008.

  1. Crappy

    Crappy Member

    In the words of The Grateful Dead, "What a long strange trip it's been." I was sitting in the Health and Beauty aisle at the store in front of a display of "canned goo" and razors that seemed to obtain more blades each time I passed. It dawned on me that no matter how many blades the cartridges had that they sucked. And they were expensive. A poor shave and frugalness (my Dad says that I'm so cheap that I squeeze the nickel til the buffalo sh*ts) had sent me down a path that everyone here seems to have gone down. I did what any person these days does. I Googled shaving. A whole new world opened up before my eyes. I ran across some videos on YouTube with some crazy Texan guy and his cat. From there I was directed to Enchante'. As luck would have it I was heading to Texas from Illinois to work for a few months. I strolled into the shop after a 16 hour drive and met Jean. Charles wasn't there because it was in the AM and apparently he isn't a morning person. I loaded up on some soap, paste, a Merkur HD, Derby, Feathers, Merkur blades, and a slew of free samples. Free is good. I was anxious to get to Lubbock to have my first new "old" shave. Jean talked me into using the shave cloth before investing in a Shavemaster. While it was far from perfect, it was a big step forward. The Hydrolast balm is especially nice! There were some issues around the Adam's Apple, but otherwise my face was glossy for the first time in years. Now I just need refinement. And brushes. Lots of brushes. And dozens of varieties of soaps and creams. And a shaving bowl. Several of those. And balms. And more razors. And more brushes. Perhaps Mantic can even loan me his cat.
     
  2. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    Welcome to The Shave Den!

    Got a name we can call you, besides your user id, cause......yeah......not so comfortable calling you that. :)

    Don't forget to sign up for the Newbie Give-Away!
     
  3. Will

    Will Nevermind

    Man you got it bad.... You are in the right place for that.

    Welcome Aboard! :cool:
     
  4. Crappy

    Crappy Member

    Queen of Blades-Got a name we can call you, besides your user id, cause......yeah......not so comfortable calling you that. :)


    You can call me Mr. Crappy if you prefer. Interesting story behind the name. I lived next door to my sister and she had a dog that used my lawn as it's restroom. I was walking in and...well, you get the gist. I created a user name on Yahoo.... your_dog_crapped_on_my_lawn. I sent her several pm's berating her and her little dog. I'm not sure if the words, "I'll get you! And your dog!" ever came out of my mouth, but it's possible. It was a mistake. From henceforth I was known as Crappy. If the shoe fits...
     
  5. mastermute

    mastermute FatBoy

    Welcome Crappy!
     
  6. Michael

    Michael Duke of Kent

    You mean other than the one in her signature block?
     
  7. SSLSTudio...

    SSLSTudio... Forum Debugger

    welcome Crappy.. the lather is warm and the blades are sharp and ready.
     
  8. Gillette_Man

    Gillette_Man New Member

    Okay, but what do we call you? :happy102
     
  9. Crappy

    Crappy Member

    Gosh darnit. I was trying to quote her and it wouldn't let me. It seems as though you have to post a certain amount. Or I could be wrong. What a crappy day this is turning out to be!
     
  10. Pokerstar

    Pokerstar New Member

    Welcome! This is the place to learn about wet shaving, martini's, UFO's, and pretty much anything else of interest!

    Great group of people, and, hold on to your wallet, there are SO many temptations posted here.....


    ;)
     
  11. poppi

    poppi Well-Known Member

    Welcome to a great bunch of folks. After reading your post I realized that you've succumbed all ready and have been assimilated. Way to go!
     
  12. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    It's ok, I did realize it was an attempt at quoting.
     
  13. Single Wedge

    Single Wedge New Member

    Since the name came from "dog doo", I guess the Queen could call him "Dooty" or "Dookie".

    Anyway welcome and enjoy your stay. If you catch the dog shave it, your gonna have to perfect your technique.
     
  14. Gillette_Man

    Gillette_Man New Member

    You know, this thread kind of went down the toilet, er, in the pooper scooper, I mean. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Michael

    Michael Duke of Kent

    No, it started there. When someone named crappy opens with a comment about having his cherry popped, what did you expect?
     
  16. Gillette_Man

    Gillette_Man New Member

    Touché, my friend.
     
  17. Gillette_Man

    Gillette_Man New Member

    Well, I like to help when I can. Crappy, this is for you:

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  18. TG_Charles

    TG_Charles Member

    I hope his avatar will not be a reflection of his name.
     
  19. -PO-

    -PO- New Member

    Welcome Crappy to the begining of the end so to speak :happy102
     
  20. xChris

    xChris Member

    Welcome Crappy.

    Enchante (Charles) has a specialized method of shaving. Make sure to research Method Shaving in the forums; there are a few practitioners around here too.

    Other than that, soak up the rest on traditional wetshaving, and have some fun!
     

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