Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

At least his heart's in the right place.

 

well played

 

I was in a play about various historic periods. It was a comedy of eras.

 

I had to think about it a minute though.

 

Yeah, me too

 

Is that Cliff talking, or you?

 

I'm a bit slower - took me a bit longer.
But I got it!

 

Here's a clean joke/pun:

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?




Because Heinzsight is 20/20.

 

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United
States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie
down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........


"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."


"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "


With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.


There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked
bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.


"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."


"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."


"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."


And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens
up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe
with his dying breath,


"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"


"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "


"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees...



Ees



Ees



Ees




Ees a ham bush...."

 

Such a new level of baaaad a row of face palms would not suffice.

 

I can only help you if you can take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"...........
There is no "F" in "WAY".....
Exactly

 

Well, you know what they say: a pun is the basest form of humor.

 

I was adjusting the settings on my VLC computer video player and the button read 'force window style'. Well I thought this to be an excessively harsh approach..I mean wouldn't it have been better to just sit down with the window and get in touch with it's feelings...