Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    But can it core a apple?
     
  2. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

    Article Team
    Seinfeld steal!
     
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  3. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Credit that to Larry P. Berra(full-name Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra).
     
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  4. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I'll bring my shoes, so I have them.
     
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  5. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

  6. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Antidisestablishmentarianism.
     
  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It's a good idea to walk a mile in another man's shoes. That way, when he gets angry at you, he will be a mile away & barefoot.
     
  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Are they still sneakers if you didn't steal them?
     
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  9. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Sometimes I like taffy.
     
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  10. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I don't have to outrun the bear, I only need to outrun you.
     
  11. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    If a tree falls in the forest behind the charging bear, are the angels dancing on the head of a pin doing the tango or a waltz?
     
  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yes.
     
  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Did you know that the best way to stop a charging bear is to take his credit card away?
     
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  14. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    What's the difference between?
     
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  15. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    And if not both, then surely neither.
     
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  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The camel has two humps while the elephant only has one trunk.
     
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  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    It's very easy to stay on topic in this thread..I mean you can post anything and it fits with what doesn't fit..a win situation for sure..but I'm on topic and that's not good on a thread where you're supposed to go off topic on..so ya hey I did managed to save the sauce..it was a good sauce too..not great but good for sure...
     
  18. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Don't think too hard about this thread, or...

     
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  19. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Polka is understated in this case.
     
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  20. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Back flips are fool fools.
     
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