Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    "The most important question of our time is not Are there aliens in outer space? No. The most important question is, Do they have ray guns?"
     
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  2. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Are we on the menu?
     
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  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A Mr. Kanamit on line 2 for you.
     
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  4. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. My eyes were closed.
     
  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    It says I need a plug in to watch this video..or I won't be able to watch the video..the area is all grey..the situation is a real grey..area. So, at the risk of being on topic, let me just say that I must first get, probably a Flash plug in which adobe has neglected to facilitate for Linux OS..something they like to overlook..for heaven sake why don't they just all convert over to HTML 5 which works great for everybody..but this is a rant and may not qualify for the topic. Anyways ya the vid link won't work for me..the plug in..well you've heard the story...
     
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  6. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    If a man speaks in the woods and no woman is present, is he still wrong?

    HERM
     
  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yet again, yes.
     
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  8. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Listen!


    Did you smell that?
     
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  9. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    It sounded like roasted purple to me!
     
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  10. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Try one leg at a time.
     
  11. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    So even though he's wrong, he can still have a right leg to stand on? What if he's lefthanded?
     
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  12. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    The left hand path can lead to insightful letters from that favorite uncle, who often smells of the faintest hint of Sulphur; but in Colorado the left hand path is Pallaviccini, and is indeed a slippery slope.
     
  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    How did an Italian noble family dating back to the 12th century come to have a black diamond ski run named after it in Colorado - and in an area that uses Indian tribal names yet? It is in the Arapahoe Basin, isn't it?
     
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  14. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Tribal lands, old money, counterculture drug haze... Or I have no idea, pick your poison.
     
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  15. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

    I once wrote an entire novel only using words that rhyme with orange.
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    it was titled cucumber
     
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    yes, but how did it FEEL? LOOK?
     
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  18. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Sinus congestion generally causes bags under the eyes, but I miss croissants anyhow.
     
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  19. Troy M

    Troy M Prep: Mephitis mephitis musk

    Head and Shoulders cures flakes.
     
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  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Sir Walter Raleigh at his execution touched the edge of the axe and said, "Here's a sharp medicine that will cure all ills."
     
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