I went up to Presque Isle when I was back there. With Loring AFB closed the entire area is really depressed economically. Still lots of potato farms but thats about it.
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I bet your heart just broke when the entire franchise had to be closed down due to the excessive number of grease fires in the kitchens. Besides, what self-respecting penguin would ever be caught dead (or alive) in Kentucky?