Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    My mom is getting married, because she likes crafting.
     
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  2. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    Rub cheese slices vigorously between your hands to warm them up. They'll sure 'nuff get sticky then.
     
  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    That's as clear as a buttonhook in the well water.
     
  4. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    It finally dawned on me, as the chill of the wind subsided and I made my way down aisle three--isn't all food "ethnic food"?

    And that's why you need algebra, kids.
     
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  5. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    Speaking of food:

    Chicken legs. Is there nothing they *can't* do?
     
  6. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    It usually would be ascertained by placing it in quadratic form and then solving for time.
     
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I hear it tastes like frog.
     
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  8. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    mmmmm-mm! Frog legs. Ain't had those in a long time.
     
  9. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Has anybody ever noticed.
     
  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    This offer is law where prohibited by void.
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Building her own echtgenoot, is she? I didn't know you were related to the Frankensteins. :eek:
     
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  12. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Why d'you ask?

    frankenminion.jpg


    And does it matter? It's the last Monday of the week, you know.
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek::scared003:
     
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  14. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    Funny how a package coming from Harvey, Louisiana, must first go to New Orleans, then Memphis, TN.
     
  15. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now only much, much better."

    Laurie Anderson

    HERM
     
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  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I thought they paved paradise and put in a parking lot.
     
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  17. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    But it's still better...

    HERM
     
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  18. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    It ain't legal hunting alligator down in the swamp, boy.
     
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  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    But my Grandmother's cornbread skillet is well seasoned.
     
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  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    John has a long moustache.
     
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