Non sequitur thread

My mom is getting married, because she likes crafting.

 

Rub cheese slices vigorously between your hands to warm them up. They'll sure 'nuff get sticky then.

 

That's as clear as a buttonhook in the well water.

 

It finally dawned on me, as the chill of the wind subsided and I made my way down aisle three--isn't all food "ethnic food"?

And that's why you need algebra, kids.

 

Speaking of food:

Chicken legs. Is there nothing they *can't* do?

 

It usually would be ascertained by placing it in quadratic form and then solving for time.

 

I hear it tastes like frog.

 

mmmmm-mm! Frog legs. Ain't had those in a long time.

 

Has anybody ever noticed.

 

This offer is law where prohibited by void.

 

Building her own echtgenoot, is she? I didn't know you were related to the Frankensteins.

 

Why d'you ask?




And does it matter? It's the last Monday of the week, you know.

 

Funny how a package coming from Harvey, Louisiana, must first go to New Orleans, then Memphis, TN.

 

"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now only much, much better."

Laurie Anderson

HERM

 

I thought they paved paradise and put in a parking lot.

 

But it's still better...

HERM

 

It ain't legal hunting alligator down in the swamp, boy.

 

But my Grandmother's cornbread skillet is well seasoned.

 

John has a long moustache.