This is for @richgem. In Norway, the soldiers all snap to attention and say "Yo!" when the commanding penguin walks past. Herm
If I drove straight north for 300 miles... I'd be JUST at the Texas border. "The sun has riz, and the sun has set, and here we is in Texas yet." Texas is big, Yo!
I have driven from Orange to El paso and from El paso to Orange several times. That right there is a mighty longggggg drive....Yo!!
Yo! - Nope - the Texas State Troopers are death on people drinking and driving. Orange to El Paso is JUST under 18 hours of driving.. if you don't drive like someone from Montana.
I had a city cop in Edna Texas stop me with a Diet Coke once. Wanted to be sure it was not a beer can. I happen to think that was cool as heck. I have driven it in a day twice.
NO! YO! YO! YO! Reveille! Reveille! Reveille! Drop your _____ and grab your socks REVEILLE!! GOOOOOOD MORNING TSD!!