My actual name is Carl. And I live in Missouri, (MO). Yeah, that's all there is to it. Just think, you'll never get those 5 seconds of your life back.
I was a member of a youth ministry forum long ago. I had young children and mentioned that I had nightmares about Barney the dinosaur because I saw him so much. One of the mods as a joke changed my avatar to a picture of Barney with red eyes and fangs. One the kids saw it and said "Hey look, it's a sharp-toothed Barney". I shared that with the group, and Sharptooth stuck. C is the first letter of my first name. Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk
Ok, so right after I posted this, I logged into Facebook. The first thing that showed up was a memory they thought I would enjoy seeing from ten years ago. That memory? THAT is the very avatar that started it all. I'm kinda creeped out. Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk
The pic itself doesn't bother me. It's the fact that Facebook had it posted about 10 seconds after I posted about it here!
Don't think about it, Comrade. Just relax with a glass of clove flavored Victory Gin and keep repeating: 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5......
Mine's pretty prosaic. It's simply descriptive of who and what I am. 900 WPM with 90% comprehension was the only test I ever took on reading. In school, they stopped letting me compete in the 'reading competitions', and just set aside _two_ of the top prizes. One for me, and one for the 'winner'. (At one point, the 'winner' was 18 books... and I was at three times that or something otherwise atrocious) It's even part of the name of my company. The alternative I sometimes use is 'Bibliophage'.