Feel better!
paracetamol = tylenol/acetaminophen for us American-types.

Beterschap!

I had Gunnar help me rake leaves... He was not a happy Chihuahua....

He was obviously denied his request for his own rake.

Actually, he’s waiting for the leaf-blower that he ordered.

My wife and daughter both parked our car against a stump ... two days after another

Fortunately the car has not gone to the shop yet .... and they managed to hit the stump at exactly the same spot

(spot on the bumper, not the same tree stump ... not even in the same city)

So that will still be only one (nevertheless expensive) repair. Expensive because my wife managed to crack the bumper *ouch*

Sorry to hear it @Eeyore ! I hope no one was hurt.

Both are somewhere around Missouri, which is close to the end of the earth.

Here in the South, you know you're on the road to nowhere when the directions include: Turn left where the Texaco station used to be.

Thanks, guys! I even use menthol shave cream and eat menthol and eucalyptus flavoured sweets. Result so far: nearly losing my voice.

Very helpful when you work in a loud environment...

Clearly, you've frozen your vocal chords.

Yesterday my husband’s eyes were watery & itchy. They were worse today and I awoke with similar symptoms this morning. So we went to the emergency walk-in clinic where they confirmed what we suspected; we both have pink-eye.
We’ve got some antibiotic eyedrops and will follow up with an ophthalmologist, during the week.

May the Lord bless you both with His healing power.

Don't rabbits normally have pink eyes?

(Hope you're both better soon.)

Here's hoping the drops knock it out quick.

Not this pink! Thanks for the good thoughts, folks.

Hope all clears up soon, Sara.

Not a good beginning to today-spilled my coffee which was near the computer and phonre. Thank goodness neither got hit with the café.

I have an ice-bag just like that. Hope you'll be better soon.

Don't be fooled, he just has some really tasty fish.