Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Myrtle Jo could dance a fine jig
    With a twist of his dress and a fling of his wig
    But in his high heels,
     
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Myrtle Jo could dance a fine jig
    With a twist of his dress and a fling of his wig
    But in his high heels,
    Danced Virginia Reels
     
  3. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Myrtle Jo could dance a fine jig
    With a twist of his dress and a fling of his wig
    But in his high heels,
    Danced Virginia Reels
    With a herd of potbelly pigs
     
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  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Sue was an old lady with warts
     
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sue was an old lady with warts
    So she went to see Dr. Schwartz
     
  6. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Sue was an old lady with warts
    So she went to see Dr. Schwartz
    The doctor was out

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  7. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    Sue was an old lady with warts
    So she went to see Dr. Schwartz
    The doctor was out
    So Sue ran about
     
  8. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Sue was an old lady with warts
    So she went to see Dr. Schwatz
    The doctor was out
    So Sue ran about
    To search for Doc Schwartz' cohorts
     
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  9. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    The train whistled by blowing steam
     
  10. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    The train whistled by blowing steam
    Like a spectacle out of a dream
     
  11. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    The train whistled by blowing steam
    Like a spectacle out of a dream
    It was such a fine sight

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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The train whistled by blowing steam
    Like a spectacle out of a dream
    It was such a fine sight
    a penguin flying at night!
     
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  13. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    The train whistled by blowing steam
    Like a spectacle out of a dream
    It was such a fine sight
    a penguin flying at night!
    but the penguin woke up, just a dream.

    Along the road Sally did walk
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :sad024:
     
  15. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Along the road Sally did walk
    Looking for a nice man she could stalk

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  16. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Along the road Sally did walk
    Looking for a nice man she could stalk
    But all that she found
     
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  17. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Along the road Sally did walk
    Looking for a nice man she could stalk
    But all that she found
    Were men short and round
     
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  18. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    Along the road Sally did walk
    Looking for a nice man she could stalk
    But all that she found
    was a nickel on the ground
     
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  19. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    I like yours better!
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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