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  1. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Shaving is overrated
    That statement is surely debated
    With brushes and soap
    And steady hand (I hope)
     
    John Beeman, Dec 3, 2017
    #321
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Shaving is overrated
    That statement is surely debated
    With brushes and soap
    And steady hand (I hope)
    It's smooth and your spouse is elated.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 3, 2017
    #322
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  3. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Shaving is overrated
    That statement is surely debated
    With brushes and soap
    And steady hand (I hope)
    I hope that my face won’t get grated

    This Christmas things really got crazy
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 3, 2017
    #323
  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    This Christmas things really got crazy
    But Chanukah was slow & lazy
     
    Sara-s, Dec 3, 2017
    #324
  5. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    This Christmas things really got crazy
    But Chanukah was slow & lazy
    Eight presents were nice
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 3, 2017
    #325
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    This Christmas things really got crazy
    But Chanukah was slow & lazy
    Eight presents were nice
    I wrapped some of them twice
     
    Sara-s, Dec 3, 2017
    #326
  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.


    This Christmas things really got crazy
    But Chanukah was slow & lazy
    Eight presents were nice
    I wrapped some of them twice
    even Dirty Dancing with Patrick Swayze
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 3, 2017
    #327
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Hot, fresh coffee Sunday morning
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 3, 2017
    #328
  9. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Hot, fresh coffee Sunday morning
    The cup should have came with a warning.
     
    cmorris357, Dec 3, 2017
    #329
  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hot, fresh coffee Sunday morning
    The cup should have came with a warning.
    I set it on my lap
     
    richgem, Dec 3, 2017
    #330
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Hot, fresh coffee Sunday morning
    The cup should have came with a warning.
    I set it on my lap
    Which caused quite a flap
     
    Sara-s, Dec 3, 2017
    #331
  12. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Shaving is overrated
    That statement is surely debated
    With brushes and soap
    Is shaving bad? Nope.
     
    blondblue, Dec 3, 2017
    #332
  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Hot, fresh coffee Sunday morning
    The cup should have came with a warning.
    I set it on my lap
    Which caused quite a flap
    When my scream stopped the organist's snoring.




    A shaving guru once claimed Cella
     
    Screwtape, Dec 3, 2017
    #333
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  14. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    A shaving guru once claimed Cella
    creates a lather which is molto bella
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 3, 2017
    #334
  15. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    A shaving guru once claimed Cella
    creates a lather which is molto bella
    Though lovely to look at
     
    John Beeman, Dec 3, 2017
    #335
  16. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    A shaving guru once claimed Cella
    creates a lather which is molto bella
    Though lovely to look at
    And chocked full of cow fat
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 3, 2017
    #336
  17. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    A shaving guru once claimed Cella
    creates a lather which is molto bella
    Though lovely to look at
    And chocked full of cow fat
    The fragrance is of cherries and vanilla!
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 3, 2017
    #337
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  18. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    My favorite color is orange



    :D
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 3, 2017
    #338
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  19. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Never mind.
    New one:

    There was a young shaver named Hugh
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 3, 2017
    #339
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There was a young shaver named Hugh
    Who in life didn't have a clue
     
    richgem, Dec 3, 2017
    #340
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