Limericks

A shaving guru once claimed Cella
creates a lather which is molto bella
Though lovely to look at
And chocked full of cow fat
The fragrance is of cherries and vanilla!

 

My favorite color is orange

 

Never mind.
New one:

There was a young shaver named Hugh

 

There was a young shaver named Hugh
Who in life didn't have a clue

 

There was a young shaver named Hugh
Who in life didn't have a clue
He’d shave with a cart

 

There was a young shaver named Hugh
Who in life didn't have a clue
He’d shave with a cart
Which ain't very smart

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There was a young shaver named Hugh
Who in life didn't have a clue
He’d shave with a cart
Which ain't very smart
But what’s a new Hugh to do?

 

Sharptooth was quite the pro

 

Sharptooth was quite the pro
His lim'ricks seemed to flow
But one rhyme got him stuck

 

Sharptooth was quite the pro
His lim'ricks seemed to flow
But one rhyme got him stuck
It could have been bad luck
But rhyming orange gave him woe.

 

Bob bought a huge block of cheese

 

Bob bought a huge block of cheese
So big it was cut into threes

 

Bob bought a huge block of cheese
So big it was cut into threes
Each third of the wheel

 

Bob bought a huge block of cheese
So big it was cut into threes
Each third of the wheel
Had certain appeal

 

My favorite color is orange
And I don't have a rhyme for this line

 

Bob bought a huge block of cheese
So big it was cut into threes
Each third of the wheel
Had certain appeal
For lovers of roqueforts and bries.

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Young Paul was a big fan of orange

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. And once again, I don't have a rhyme for this line

 

Young Paul was a big fan of orange
He painted a door frame and door hinge

 

Young Paul was a big fan of orange
He painted a door frame and door hinge
The hinge went kaput