Let's Write Some Limericks

Randy liked wearing his special blue hat
Each time he did, the ladies would chat
with a yellow ostrich feather
That he wore in all weather.

 

Randy liked wearing his special blue hat
Each time he did, the ladies would chat
with a yellow ostrich feather
That he wore in all weather.
Now what do you think about that

The bacon is king of all foods

 

Randy liked wearing his special blue hat
Each time he did, the ladies would chat
with a yellow ostrich feather
That he wore in all weather
He thought he was an aristocrat

 

The bacon is king of all foods
what a lovely aroma it exudes

 

The bacon is king of all foods
what a lovely aroma it exudes
Whether crispy or soft

 

The bacon is king of all foods
what a lovely aroma it exudes
Whether crispy or soft
When its scent is aloft

 

The bacon is king of all foods
what a lovely aroma it exudes
Whether crispy or soft
When its scent is aloft
it inspires many platitudes.

 

There was a disco band called ABBA

 

<crickets>

 

Well, I had to try... just to see who was clever.

 

There once was a Minion named Mike (@macaronus)

 

There once was a Minion named Mike
Who fruitlessly went fishing for pike

 

There once was a Minion named Mike
Who fruitlessly went fishing for pike
So he put down his pole

 

There once was a Minion named Mike
Who fruitlessly went fishing for pike
So he put down his pole,
Caught a bucket of sole

 

There once was a Minion named Mike
Who fruitlessly went fishing for pike
So he put down his pole,
Caught a bucket of sole
And then he rode home on his bike.


I went for a walk in the park

 

There was a disco band called ABBA
Who were summoned for a mission with NASA

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I went for a walk in the park
But unfortunately went in the dark

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I went for a walk in the park
But unfortunately went in the dark
My wallet was taken

 

I went for a walk in the park
But unfortunately went in the dark
My wallet was taken
And confidence forsaken

 

There was a disco band called ABBA
Who were summoned for a mission with NASA
I love many of ABBA's songs