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  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Joshua had a cat that would scratch
    it got mailed in an overnight dispatch
    The mail got lost
    UPS paid the cost
    They replaced it with a perfect match
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 6, 2017
    #421
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  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The weather turned unseasonably cold
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 6, 2017
    #422
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The weather turned unseasonably cold
    It made the Redd Fox feel quite old
     
    richgem, Dec 6, 2017
    #423
  4. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    The weather turned unseasonably cold
    It made the Redd Fox feel quite old
    So he found a warm vixen
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 6, 2017
    #424
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  5. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    The weather turned unseasonably cold
    It made the Redd Fox feel quite old
    So he found a warm vixen
    Named Foxxy Girl Nixon

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
    SharptoothC, Dec 6, 2017
    #425
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  6. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The weather turned unseasonably cold
    It made the Redd Fox feel quite old
    So he found a warm vixen
    Named Foxxy Girl Nixon
    But on the idea his wife was not sold.

    It's a great day for a warm winter nap
     
    cmorris357, Dec 6, 2017
    #426
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It's a great day for a warm winter nap
    So I put on my pink sleeping cap
     
    Sara-s, Dec 6, 2017
    #427
  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    It's a great day for a warm winter nap
    So I put on my pink sleeping cap
    But no nasal strips
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 6, 2017
    #428
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's a great day for a warm winter nap
    So I put on my pink sleeping cap
    But no nasal strips
    I ate a bowl of grits
     
    richgem, Dec 6, 2017
    #429
  10. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I like the warm vixen part
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 6, 2017
    #430
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  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    It's a great day for a warm winter nap
    So I put on my pink sleeping cap
    But no nasal strips
    I ate a bowl of grits
    and turned on my CPAP
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 6, 2017
    #431
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  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Penguins aren't very quick
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 6, 2017
    #432
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Penguins aren't very quick
    But so cuddly it'll make you sick :p
     
    richgem, Dec 6, 2017
    #433
  14. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Penguins aren't very quick
    But so cuddly it'll make you sick :p
    Ticks, mites, and bird flu :(
     
    RyX, Dec 6, 2017
    #434
  15. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Penguins aren't very quick
    But so cuddly it'll make you sick :p
    Ticks, mites, and bird flu :(
    All wait at the zoo :shocked003:
     
    Screwtape, Dec 7, 2017
    #435
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Penguins aren't very quick
    But so cuddly it'll make you sick :p
    Ticks, mites, and bird flu :(
    All wait at the zoo :shocked003:
    So flying would be a neat trick.

    A puppy barked at its reflection
     
    Sara-s, Dec 7, 2017
    #436
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  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A puppy barked at its reflection
    Attempting intruder deflection
     
    Screwtape, Dec 7, 2017
    #437
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  18. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    A puppy barked at its reflection
    Attempting intruder deflection
    But the pup failed to see
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 7, 2017
    #438
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A puppy barked at its reflection
    Attempting intruder deflection
    But the pup failed to see
    that the sight was indeed he
     
    richgem, Dec 7, 2017
    #439
  20. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    A puppy barked at is reflection
    Attempting intruder deflection
    But the pup failed to see
    That the sight was indeed he
    And thus the mirror was the intersection
     
    blondblue, Dec 7, 2017
    #440
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