Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Who knew life would be so tough?
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 7, 2017
    #461
  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Who knew life would be so tough?
    Or the poetry critics so rough?
     
    Screwtape, Dec 7, 2017
    #462
  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Sorry, I can't resist stealing this one:

    Who knew life would be so tough?
    Or the poetry critics so rough?
    A misstep in rhyme
    Is a terrible crime
    And don't even get me started on what they'll do to you if your meter isn't up to snuff.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 7, 2017
    #463
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  4. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Back to the approved programming:


    Who knew life would be so tough?
    Of shave products there's never enough
     
    Screwtape, Dec 7, 2017
    #464
  5. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Who knew life would be so tough?
    Of shave products there's never enough
    Though my den is quite full

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
    SharptoothC, Dec 8, 2017
    #465
  6. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    :eatdrink047::happy088::happy096::lyrtuy5::signs021::signs107:
     
    RyX, Dec 8, 2017
    #466
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  7. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Who knew life would be so tough?
    Of shave products there's never enough
    Though my den is quite full
    There's no tallow from bull
     
    John Beeman, Dec 8, 2017
    #467
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  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Who knew life would be so tough?
    Of shave products there's never enough
    Though my den is quite full
    There's no tallow from bull
    Or B+M seasonal stuff.


    This Christmas is looking quite grim
     
    Screwtape, Dec 8, 2017
    #468
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    This Christmas is looking quite grim
    Finances are a serious problem
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 8, 2017
    #469
  10. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    This Christmas is looking quite grim
    Finances are a serious problem
    While money is short
     
    Screwtape, Dec 8, 2017
    #470
  11. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    This Christmas is looking quite grim
    Finances are a serious problem
    While money is short
    And I have no port
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 8, 2017
    #471
  12. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    This Christmas is looking quite grim
    Finances are a serious problem
    While money is short
    And I have no port
    But at least I have Vodka and Gin

    Life can go by pretty fast
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 8, 2017
    #472
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Life can go by pretty fast
    Except when you are wearing a cast
     
    richgem, Dec 8, 2017
    #473
  14. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    Life can go by pretty fast
    Except when you are wearing a cast
    after such a break
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 8, 2017
    #474
  15. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Life can go by pretty fast
    Except when you are wearing a cast
    after such a break
    No risk should you take
     
    cmorris357, Dec 8, 2017
    #475
  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Life can go by pretty fast
    Except when you are wearing a cast
    after such a break
    No risk should you take
    If you expect more to last.
     
    richgem, Dec 8, 2017
    #476
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Mary had a little lamb
     
    richgem, Dec 8, 2017
    #477
  18. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    Mary had a little lamb
    who had the name of Pam
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 8, 2017
    #478
  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Mary had a little lamb
    who had the name of Pam
    Her fleece was white as snow
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 8, 2017
    #479
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Mary had a little lamb
    who had the name of Pam
    Her fleece was white as snow
    Where Mary went, she’d go
     
    Sara-s, Dec 8, 2017
    #480
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