Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A newbie wetshaver named Joe
     
  2. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    A newbie wetshaver named Joe
    dropped a straight and cut off his toe
     
  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A newbie wetshaver named Joe
    dropped a straight and cut off his toe
    "Well, it could be worse"
     
  4. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    A newbie wetshaver named Joe
    dropped a straight and cut off his toe
    "Well, it could be worse"
    he said to the nurse
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A newbie wetshaver named Joe
    dropped a straight and cut off his toe
    "Well, it could be worse"
    he said to the nurse
    It could have been my nose.
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There once was a young man from Ohio
     
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  7. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    There once was a young man from Ohio
    Lived near a nuke power plant, he'd glow
     
  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    A newbie wetshaver named Joe
    dropped a straight and cut off his toe
    "Well, it could be worse"
    he said to the nurse
    It could have been my tallyho

    FIFY - nose doesn't rhyme with toe.
     
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    There once was a young man from Ohio
    Lived near a nuke power plant, he'd glow
    One night, while shining bright
     
  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Oops. I get confused with Penguinese sometimes. :ashamed001:
     
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  11. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    There once was a young man from Ohio
    Lived near a nuke power plant, he'd glow
    One night, while shining bright
    To his wife's big delight
     
  12. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Sorry, everything I can think of is :sexe:.
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There once was a young man from Ohio
    Lived near a nuke power plant, he'd glow
    One night, while shining bright
    To his wife's big delight
    He tripped and stubbed his toe. ( :prrr: @Erik Redd )
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Penguins marching two by two
     
  15. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Penguins marching two by two
    Quietly escaped the city zoo
     
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  16. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    That might be too many syllables

    Penguins marching two by two
    Calmly left the city zoo
     
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Penguins marching two by two
    Calmly left the city zoo
    But they didn't get far
     
  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Penguins marching two by two
    Calmly left the city zoo
    But they didn't get far
    They stopped at the nearest bar
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Penguins marching two by two
    Calmly left the city zoo
    But they didn't get far
    They stopped at a bar
    And went in to dance some soft shoe.
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The Chanukah candles were lit.
     

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