Let's Write Some Limericks

A newbie wetshaver named Joe

 

A newbie wetshaver named Joe
dropped a straight and cut off his toe

 

A newbie wetshaver named Joe
dropped a straight and cut off his toe
"Well, it could be worse"

 

A newbie wetshaver named Joe
dropped a straight and cut off his toe
"Well, it could be worse"
he said to the nurse

 

A newbie wetshaver named Joe
dropped a straight and cut off his toe
"Well, it could be worse"
he said to the nurse
It could have been my nose.

 

There once was a young man from Ohio

 

There once was a young man from Ohio
Lived near a nuke power plant, he'd glow

 

A newbie wetshaver named Joe
dropped a straight and cut off his toe
"Well, it could be worse"
he said to the nurse
It could have been my tallyho

FIFY - nose doesn't rhyme with toe.​

 

There once was a young man from Ohio
Lived near a nuke power plant, he'd glow
One night, while shining bright

 

Oops. I get confused with Penguinese sometimes.

 

There once was a young man from Ohio
Lived near a nuke power plant, he'd glow
One night, while shining bright
To his wife's big delight

 

Sorry, everything I can think of is .

 

There once was a young man from Ohio
Lived near a nuke power plant, he'd glow
One night, while shining bright
To his wife's big delight
He tripped and stubbed his toe. ( @Erik Redd )

 

Penguins marching two by two

 

Penguins marching two by two
Quietly escaped the city zoo

 

That might be too many syllables

Penguins marching two by two
Calmly left the city zoo

 

Penguins marching two by two
Calmly left the city zoo
But they didn't get far

 

Penguins marching two by two
Calmly left the city zoo
But they didn't get far
They stopped at the nearest bar

 

Penguins marching two by two
Calmly left the city zoo
But they didn't get far
They stopped at a bar
And went in to dance some soft shoe.

 

The Chanukah candles were lit.