Let's Write Some Limericks

TSD's such a fine organization
It’s one of the best in the nation.
But then there's @richgem
What say ye of him?

 

The weather is warm on the South Coast
And someone missed this insightful post
@BaylorGator's all tanned
His brushes are fanned

 

TSD's such a fine organization
It’s one of the best in the nation.
But then there's @richgem
What say ye of him?
He's got a Penguin captivation

The weather is warm on the South Coast
And someone missed this insightful post
@BaylorGator's all tanned
His brushes are fanned
With cookies, it seems, he's engrossed.

 

@Paul Turner ran out of rise foam

 

@Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
So to the Walgreens he did roam

 

@Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
So to the Walgreens he did roam
When he got there

 

@Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
So to the Walgreens he did roam
When he got there
With bare minutes to spare

 

@Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
So to the Walgreens he did roam
When he got there
With bare minutes to spare
He picked up a comb for his dome

 

My truck needs a new set of brakes

 

@Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
So to the Walgreens he did roam
When he got there
With bare minutes to spare
He picked up a comb for his dome
He combed and combed until his dome
Shined like çhrome

 

My truck needs a new set of brakes
But mechanics can make some mistakes

 

The weather is warm on the South Coast
And someone missed this insightful post
@BaylorGator's all tanned
Just as he planned

 

WELL, THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!(the limerick) , but that was nice.

 

My truck needs a new set of brakes
But mechanics can make some mistakes
Blinker fluid replaced

 

My truck needs a new set of brakes
But mechanics can make some mistakes
Blinker fluid replaced
Bank account erased

 

The weather is warm on the South Coast
And someone missed this insightful post
@BaylorGator's all tanned
Just as he planned
He looks like a burned piece of toast.

 

My truck needs a new set of brakes
But mechanics can make some mistakes
Blinker fluid replaced
Bank account erased
But the brake still a screeching sound makes.

 

My "magnificent" car is pure junk.

 

My "magnificent" car is pure junk.
It doesn't even have a trunk.

 

My "magnificent" car is pure junk.
It doesn't even have a trunk.
Alignment's a joke