Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    I think I have an acquisition disorder
    More soap and a nice brush will fulfill this order
    Ten more dollars and I’ll get free shipping,
     
  2. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    Joe loved to dance and drink beer
    Could he do both at once? NOT HERE.
    His inebriated tendencies to twerk
     
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Joe loved to dance and drink beer
    Could he do both at once? NOT HERE.
    His inebriated tendencies to twerk
    Other times he was quite the jerk.
     
  4. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I think I have acquisition disorder
    More soap and a nice brush will fulfill this order
    Ten more dollars and I'll get free shipping
    And then champagne I will be sipping
     
  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Joe loved to dance and drink beer
    Could he do both at once? NOT HERE.
    His inebriated tendencies to twerk
    Other times he was quite the jerk.
    With a brassy laugh, butt pinch, and leer.
     
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  6. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I think I have an acquisition disorder
    More soap and a nice brush will fulfill this order
    Ten more dollars and I’ll get free shipping,
    So some aftershave I'll slip in --
    Does 25 bottles of it make me a hoarder?


    In a consumer society, is this disorder bad?
     
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  7. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    Last day of 2017, twas New Year’s Eve
     
  8. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Last day of 2017, twas New Year’s Eve
    I had too much to drink and thought my name was Steve
     
  9. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Last day of 2017, twas New Year’s Eve
    I had too much to drink and thought my name was Steve
    So I checked my ID
     
  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Last day of 2017, twas New Year’s Eve
    I had too much to drink and thought my name was Steve
    So I checked my ID
    Turns out it was me
     
  11. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    This was missed:

    In a consumer society, is this disorder bad?
    My wife's complaining, the lack of shelf space is driving her mad
     
  12. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Last day of 2017, twas New Year’s Eve
    I had too much to drink and thought my name was Steve
    So I checked my ID
    Turns out it was me
    I sped to the bar, a new drink to retrieve
     
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  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    In a consumer society, is this disorder bad?
    My wife's complaining, the lack of shelf space is driving her mad
    Well, it's as plain as my face
    We need more cupboard space
     
  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    In a consumer society, is this disorder bad?
    My wife's complaining, the lack of shelf space is driving her mad
    Well, it's as plain as my face
    We need more cupboard space
    Or I'll sleep on the couch and be sad.
     
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I like to make candles and soap
     
  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I like to make candles and soap
    My favorite scent is cantaloupe
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I like to make candles and soap
    My favorite scent is cantaloupe
    So my house smells like melon
     
  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I like to make candles and soap
    My favorite scent is cantaloupe
    So my house smells like melon
    With an undertone of chelone
     
  19. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I like to make candles and soap
    My favorite scent is cantaloupe
    So my house smells like melon
    With an undertone of chelone
    Which is better than hash oil and dope...


    I like to make lather with my brush
     
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  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I like to make lather with my brush
    I don't allow myself to get in a rush
     

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