Musings upon our reality

I really wanted a dog to groom me. False advertising for sure, not a single dog worked there. The Pho house next door has an excellent noodle and tripe bowl though, highly recommended.

 

Pho...

 

The whole opposable thumbs thing probably puts the kabosh on job opportunities for dogs as groomers.

 

How I got so fooled.... I will never know. Traditional dog grooming methods for humans must not be cool in Colorado.

 

It's probably discriminatory too.

 

If not abject tyranny. Best case scenario, merely ignorant.

 

Here's a question...

The other day, I was in the Drive-Thru at Wendy's. There's a sign which says that, for safety reasons, they can not serve walk-up customers at the window. The sign also mentions that the the drive-up window is open until 2am. Now, could it be argued that between the time the lobby closes (10pm?) and 2am, that they are discriminating against people without access to cars?

 

I think the takeaway here is that they can serve non-customers at the drive up window at any time. So the real discrimination is against paying people

 

I have "bloomed" tripe...just sayin'

 

Life is a matter of taste. Choose wisely.

 

They are.

Almost nap time.

 

Wheelchair?

 

Curb.

 

That's discrimination. Go do some penance.

 

Remember people weed is legal in Colorado... just saying.

 

That's riiiiiiight.

 

When I was young I was repeatedly told that weed was dangerous and would lead me to heroin and an early grave.

Today it’s medicine. And it’s dispensed in smokable form even though smoking is supposed to be bad for you and it’s banned in most public places.

I’m so confused.

Somebody, please find me some real mayo.

 

Last night at midnight, my Bride wouldn't serve me a cheeseburger and fries. I'm glad to see that I may be protected by a legal precedent. What a great country we live in!

And hey, before you haters weigh in, I was planning to wash it all down with a 2 liter diet coke.

Now what's that I hear about Colorado?

 

Don't forget the Apple slices