I feel pretty and witty and bright!

Over your head that must have gone.

Nope. I have read the book and saw the movie. Plus, I was actually around during the times the story is placed, unlike most of you young whipper-snappers..................

Yaoi. Ew.

Oooh. Sure. Whatever scent you want to send, I'll try.

Dom, you frickin................... ummm..............DOM!!!

Hey, did I send you a slice of a TSD soap with that other stuff?

At our local Y the guys just go naked into the hot tub, steam room and sauna (sitting on towels in the last two).

Don't think it was me. I have yet to try your son's soap and aftershave, though I'll be sure to let you know when I do.

Rolls, have you been hangin out at this guys Gym again?

What can I say, I like being naked...............

I think not. It was the slice of soap from your son, lavender TGQ, your son's aftershave and Noxema, I believe.

I cannot figure out who I sent that damn soap to!!

Maybe it was a Sugarplum Fairy?

Nah.... I usually eat those. Especially the ones with the orange wings.

Then you could have at least played along.

So, what is your position on this matter? I would have impregnated Maria.

It's too late now. I've moved on.

I will be watching the King Kong game documentary tonight. Rad.

Well, I gotta get off here for the night. You kids play nice......................

Which is, in my opinion preferable to a 5 foot tall, 130/40lb woman.

Sorry guys, but I like 'em skinny.