Oh, man, I know you have to be hurting. But the child is innocent. Is it yours?

Absolutely not mine. Innocent or not she was stupid enough to add that to the already screwed up mix. Karma is a bitch.

You got that right. Just ask OJ.

Maybe he and Rolls are like Spies Like Us. Which one do you think is Akroyd and which one is Chevy Chase. They may both be behind enemy lines as we speak.

non filter cigarettes put a holiday twinkle in my eyes.

and i have the option of growing a white beard. which i opt out on.

Any chance she is trying to get you to feel sorry for her so you will take her back?

This guy completely gets this thread. Random and off topic. Perfect. Bonus points for you friend. Save them up and you can use them at our gift shop.

Are we talking concurrently or consecutively?

Dunno. I'm still trying to figure out what Greece and Italy want to know about Boston? Do they do olive oil there?

Yes.

:rofl

Bonus points for you too.

Man, I'm really sorry. Just remember, however it works out, it wasn't the child's fault. Things are hard enough.

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!!!

So do you guys (and gals ) just sit here and constantly hit the "reload" (or "refresh") button on your browser, or do you go through the hassle of opening the email and clicking the links? That's getting to be a PITA

Call me unsympathetic, but I don't much care. Poor kid is going to be born a bastard or bastardette into a crappy situation with a marginal future. But hey, at least she's happy!

Doesn't much matter. I have absolutely no desire to be with her ever again. Find her rather unattractive and disgusting, natch.

Hey on a more happy topic, didn't you have a date the other night?

What email are you talking about. I just read around until I see the threads I want to check are in bold. Then I open them. Read. Move on.

I thought this thread was about how your day was, in which case he's completely off base....

Not that I don't enjoy the random and off topic thoughts....

Deep Thoughts, with Jack Handy