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It is 50 degrees here today, but Monday it was 10 degrees and tomorrow we could see single or even negative digits.

 

He has most likely spent time behind bars. My son did three years in state prison. He does the same thing. I did it myself for a while too. You guys who are in law enforcement surely know what I am talking about.

 

Sales people... they come and they go. They're like the migrant workers of the automotive world. I never understood it, honestly.

I had my sales license at one point. I spent a week staring at people and pretending I gave a crap before becoming a 'product specialist'. That lasted another week and I said, "Fuck this. I quit. I'm going back to playing with race cars. Sorry Dad."

 

If I were one of the Seven Dwarves right now, I'd be Sneezy.

 

I don't know when he would have had the time, he is only about 50 years old and has been working at this company for 30 years

 

I'd be Grumpy.

 

I worked an assembly job where they did not do background checks, so I know what you are talking about. It was also interesting to watch people when they heard a siren. I mean if I am in a rush and you are sitting on the couch I will quickly say hi or bye or SOMETHING.

The worse is when someone walks in to the room and just stands there and says nothing, like watches what you are watching but doesnt say anything.

Where are these peoples mothers?

 

Mars. Right past the second wormhole on the left.

 

Actually now that I'm thinking about it, it is completely impossible for him to have been in jail. You can't get this job with a criminal record, any history of drugs, tax problems or anything even remotely sketchy.

 

BINGO!

 

It's called low self esteem.

 

You would be suprised how much a man can change when he grows up. That can happen at any age too, from 18 to 80.

I would eat you.

Criminal records can be sealed and/or expunged in most states. The other stuff is up to the person to disclose.

Nope, When a man is put in an enviroment, for an extended time, where looking at the wrong person for more than a moment can lead to violence, it can take many years to "unprogram" that behavior.

 

not when the DoD is running your background check it isn't

 

Yikes!! If it is that sort of establishment, he may be a sleeper agent for one of the many acronyms in our gov.

Try to punch him in the mouth one day. If he breaks both arms, a leg, a few ribs, and some teeth before you realize what is happening, he is 007!!

 

Holy crap the back of my chair finally snapped completely from the base of my chair. I still haven't had the time to go out and pick up a new one.

 

haha no way in hell. He'd probably cry

we're not top secret or any of that crap, we did some little job for the government a while ago, something about oil. So now they do serious background checks *shrug* I think it's more because we went anywhere near the government at some point the company now has the right to do that so they do

 

Duct tape, JB weld and epoxy can solve about everything.

 

I need a haircut

 

and coffee

 

and a shave