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home depot stopped carrying left-handed hammers, was told it was bad for their self esteem to keep seeing right-handed hammers being sold at a 17/pi rate, so they're starting to switch over to bi-handled hammers - however, North-South and East-West nails will continue to be available

 

gah I hate MS access, it's such a pain in the butt

 

you're using it wrong, then....the disc goes in the coffee mug holder...

 

Only on the east and west coast. Wyoming don't gots nun those bi-hammer thingies.

 

I just finished my coffee and a shave. I butchered my face with a derby, defiantly not as sharp as my straight. Either that or the SCS cream I tried doesnt protect as much as the T&H or TSD stuff

 

You kids need to stop and smell the roses more often. And tell the special people in your lives that you love them whenever you can.

 

and then were do I put my coffee!? This stuff is so confusing :angry017

There are people who don't do that?

 

probably some kind of strict non-carpal-orientation discrimination policy

 

In your tummy.

 

England's Sir Thomas Beecham, one of the more charismatic orchestral conductors of the 20th century, once said, "The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought."

 

Theres you goez usen thems fancies wurds againz.

Nope, were just hillbillies.

 

I went a few years like that. A damn shame, really.

 

see I can't do that. Even when I get mad at somebody I care about I get all grumpy for maybe 10 minutes and then apologize. I still tell my parents I love them all the time even though they drive me crazy. I try to say it all the time, life is way too delicate to not tell people you love that you love them or to stay mad.

 

Jen, don't ever change. Unless it is in my bedroom, then feel free to change...........

 

I was holding my tongue. I appreciate you saying it.

 

:rofl only if you've got a $200,000 tuition check with my name on it

 

How soon can you get to MD?

 

....about 14 hours...oh wait, you weren't talkin' to me?

 

Finished? 7 more years. 3 years of undergrad then med school

 

I am pretty sure he means MD, the state.

I have already left. Remember Rolls, I am DEAD SEXY