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Great, I just heard the high temp here on Sunday is supposed to be -10 degrees. I guess I won't be going pheasant hunting. Oh well I just sit at home and drink scotch and do nothing.

 

ah yes, here it was:
Bunny come back; any kind of fool could see
There was something in every thread about you
Bunny come back; you're the one they call Fuzzy
He was wrong, but_you_just_can't_let_somebody's_careless_or_unth oughtful_words_make_you_say_something_that_will_ca use_you_to_stream_out_a_slew_of_words_that_you'll_ regret_and_get_you_kicked_off_the_site....errr, oooh (to rhyme with "you" of course)

 

But wont it be easier to kill the pheasants as they too will be ice cubes and you could just pick them up and put them in your freezer?

 

Actually yes. Truth is it is much harder to hunt them when it is that cold. They hold tight and won't fly. The dogs usually end of catching them because they don't want to fly. Plus it is just to cold to carry a gun and have the metal barrel get cold thru your gloves.

 

Sounds like you only need to take dogs then. Problem solved. NEXT!

 

Or a wood baseball bat. DINNER TIME.

 

I like it when the ducks & geese freeze their feet to the ice. Christmas feast!

 

Good point but I always feel the need to blow some sh$$ up.

Golf clubs could be an option. Suddenly the thought of Caddy Shack come to mind.

Murray "Cinderella story. A former greenskeeper about to become the Master Champion. It looks like a miralce, its, its in the hole. Its in the hole.

 

Hello there fellas. While scanning through this thread I noticed my senile old dad who you guys call rolls is a little loose with his lips. Not too cool. For the record, I do not sell the soap that I make for myself and a couple other people, so do not PM me asking about it. The ingredients are by no means cheap, and I would overcharge for it anyway. Why? Because it is that damn good. How good? Better than any of the small vendors on the forums by a long shot, and as good or better than any of the high end soaps, whether they be English, Italian, French, or otherwise.

If this post seems a little harsh, that is the point. If you do not like it, too bad. If he was not my father, I would have brought charges on him for copyright infringement when he publicly posted an excerpt from my book on a public forum without my consent.

There have been other subjects that have been discussed on here that I will take up with him. Shit only stinks worse when you stir it, so I will leave things be.

Anyway, I am done now. I wish you all a happy and safe holiday season, and God Bless.

Jason

 

Make sure you aren't hunting on the septic ponds.

 

Dear Ryan,

My best friend is sleeping with my ex-girlfriend's pet iguana. He never spends time with me without bringing the iguana with him too. I think it's awkward and the flies he brings with him to feed the iguana are making me sick.

What should I do?

Cordially,
Dom

 

... I think I missed something

 

Apparenlty Dom (he says his best friend but you know it is a cover) is having sex with an iquana. No big deal, happens all the time.

Now I know how is chair broke.

 

i just sneezed and got a small piece of turkey stuck behind the q button.



:thanks

 

oh ok, that is what I thought but I didn't want to start assuming things. Where has ray been? he isn't off somewhere eating glue again is he?

 

I think Ray had to go somewhere he said he wouldn't be around for a couple of days.

 

the bunny works in a casino
the bunny watches over black-jack
the bunny works in a casino
so, quickly, fuzzy bunny come back

 

I need a new keyboard... which one to get...

 

mehh I want coffee but there isn't any left

 

It's Friday, I'm bored, tired, not looking forward to the crappy weather this weekend and I need to seriously get ______ (fill in the blank).