stink bloom, lol. Instantly reminds me of the eagles hotel California line, "warm smell of colitas rising up through air"
I have enough tubs of Stirling I can build a defensive wall out of them, complete with turrets, and hold you all off for a long time. Plus I have unicorn magic.
Oh, and however magical unicorn puffers are, they cannot be canonized as 'glorious stank' unless made into shave soap!