well, sock it to me

Talk about an easy job!

So does the sock I think...

Yes it does!! And my "new material" comment was about the joke I made calling Presidents by " nicknames" which no one thought was funny. Nice segway you made!!

It seems that close and close are very close to each other..

...or is it an open-and-shut case?

Bullwinkle is getting a moosage..

Just the thing after a long day of rehearsal for the long-running Canadian hit TV show

Sorry I must have been mistaken..

Well, except for the fact that you were trying to make moose au gratin....

Perhaps a brief case.

What do you call an artist who is good at climbing mountains?

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Vincent Van Goat

Ear ear!

And a dead one?

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Vincent Van Ghost

You guys.....pickin on poor Vinny!! :-(