What the??? Will you be performing the circumcision too??? She does know you're a cop right? Not a priest.
hey its an honor. I am already practicing the Princess Bride ceremonial speech. "Wuv, twoo Wuv" My wife and I had a surprise wedding in the forest preserves of Cook county that started as a cookout.
Mawwiage is what bwings us together towday. I would pay money for you to start the ceremony like that.
If you go through with the princess bride thing I will buy you something. I need a video as proof though.
Ryan's always off galavanting with the ladies on weekends now that he's a single man again. And Fuzzy. Who knows. He took off a week ago saying he'd be back Tuesday and he never showed. He didn't get banned from this one too did he? For a cute little bunny he gets kind of cranky doesn't he?
What did you guys get your wives for Christmas? It is too early for me yet but I might need some ideas.
guys, again she hasnt picked a date but decide what you will buy me because I am going to start with that and hope at least 3 people in the audience, sitting in different areas get the joke. I will share the video.
I guess I'm having a blue Christmas... nope...GIMP man, that is one nerve-wracking thing to do...but it's an awesome privelege, I was apprehensive for my first one, kinda looking forward to the next one