So... Since Ricki Lake didn't make the show, back to soap blooming.
Much as I'd love to have some of my old motocrossers we now call vintage, I'd hate to have to run a modern track on one let alone compete with modern technology. That said, there should be no problem with the nostalgia of vintage stuff.
Having gone through enough in life to enjoy things that are luxury to me, I chose not go with the crowd even if the need arises to attempt to belittle or berate me to do so.
In honor of all those who feel similar, I decided to commit some unspeakables. I totally enjoyed this fully Stirling Bergamot Lavender day, my way. All the S's, Shampoo, Shower Soap, Shower, Soup bowl, Souse, Shave Soap, Sloshy Sudsy Sustaining, Splash-on.....
First you can plop a big ole hunk of your favorite flavor in a big ole bowl. Soup bowls are acceptable.
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Then it is perfectly acceptable to souse it your way. I mushed mine down and soused generously. The drizzled on h2o was found mostly absorbed while I was in the shower.
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Then you can take an old friend, or a brand new brush that you've bloomed in some dihydrogen monoxide while you were in the shower and have at it.
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Once you learn the technique of the tools, rich is easy.
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Then if you want it sloshy, you just have to keep on adding water. Amazing yourself just how slick it stays.
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And you can still go make that pot of coffee. (Have it with cream and sugar too, cause you have earned the right.) No worries, the soused suds still live.
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Then, because you can... Go ahead and take that modern razor and make as many irritation free shave passes as you want...just because you can. Try any trick maneuver at your whim, slant, slide, crisscross, multiple atg, cleanup, whatever. Knowing that this ain't no training wheel razor to help you learn anything vintage, but you like the result, and you have mastered its easy technique to get there.
Then head on down that road in your modern air conditioned sport sedan greatful that years ago you learned how to get that hot noisey old rattletrap with the unsynchronized transmission back into gear going down that hill, but no longer have to keep pumping that stupid clutch.
Is the Williams better if you bloom it? I will never know, even if somebody said 'you really should try this, it's not bad, and economical as it gets'. Just because.
And know you are not really a sissy just because someone else says so. You have earned the right to dump water on your soap if it is a luxury for you to do so.
Until further notice...... I will wetshave with wet soap.
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