Bloomers without Borders (Bw/oB)

Discussion in 'Shave Soaps' started by RyX, May 12, 2018.

  1. PickledNorthern

    PickledNorthern Fabulous, the unicorn

    Not sure where you guys are going with this, I just don’t always want to throw water on my soap. Well, I maybe think about it. If it was the right soap.
     
  2. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Oh, I think you've got it figured out. No one is cis-dry-soap. Lather requires water + soap + air, and a bit of agitation. How the water meets the soap is a personal choice. I don't have an issue with rubbing a stick straight on your face. Others like it hot, in a scuttle or bowl.

    Was I misguided making a Safe Space for pre-hydrating latherers?
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  3. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

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    Uhhh, no.
     
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  4. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    In my experience water composition makes a big difference in how soaps perform and sometimes requires a different technique. When I travel some of my best soaps drop in performance while under performers turn into stars when I travel.
     
  5. PickledNorthern

    PickledNorthern Fabulous, the unicorn

    Oh, man. Good one.
     
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  6. Edison Carter

    Edison Carter Well-Known Member

    Acceptable
     
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  7. Frijolero

    Frijolero Well-Known Member

    Not at all. It is consistent with the broad meaning of the term.

    The first definition given by Merriam-Webster is "to annoy, disturb, or persecute especially with hostile intent or injurious effect."

    It has had that meaning for longer than the English language has been around. You may not personally use the word in that sense. Many of us do. I think that you are reading too much into what people are actually saying.
     
  8. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Semantics? Love this...

    Molestation is an act that occurs to a sentient being; as one cannot persecute, be hostile toward, nor cause injury to an inanimate object.

    People who use the word molestation, in the way you describe, do so incorrectly. Adulterated better applies to inanimate objects.
     
  9. TobyC

    TobyC Well-Known Member

    Yes, such things only cause division.
     
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  10. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    That's my motivation in discussing the matter. A minimalist latherer might;

    1) wet his face
    2) rub soap stick into stubble
    3) apply a brush to face lather

    The other end of that spectrum - the maximalist latherer who doesn't walk the narrow path. His procedure;

    a) wet the soap
    b) rub brush on the soap
    c) apply soapy brush to stubble

    Oh... not much of a difference there. Copacetic?
     
  11. Frijolero

    Frijolero Well-Known Member

    So...soap can't be annoyed? Well, thanks for clearing that up.
     
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  12. TobyC

    TobyC Well-Known Member

    My soap is VERY annoyed at this thread! :angry019:
     
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  13. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

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    If you care about your soap, you might gently (as not to offend) suggest that it (he?, she? you didn't say) peruse a different thread. Be loving and compassionate, as soaps can be very sensitive. Or, a visit with Dr. Phil might be in order.
     
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  14. TobyC

    TobyC Well-Known Member

    My soap is manly, just the thought of being "bloomed" is morally insulting!

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  15. Edison Carter

    Edison Carter Well-Known Member

    I fully advocate the liberation of discontented soaps from inventory. Happy soaps love water.
     
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  16. TobyC

    TobyC Well-Known Member

    My soap is conservative! And will not cross dress as a soft soap! (Some soaps are soft, that's OK, some aren't and that's OK too!!!)
     
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  17. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    Perhaps, now I recognize this is a radical thought, but bear with me, perhaps non-bloomers could be liberated to pursue non-blooming on threads not specifically created for bloomers? Oh, perish the thought!
     
  18. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

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    Give your soap a message from me: "Don't knock it until you've tried it".
     
  19. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    As in "pan for gold"?
     
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  20. brit

    brit in a box

    i remember a time when soap did what it was told to do...;)
     

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