If I can bring my gun.

Why are you "fuzzy"?

We won't hold that against you...

You don't have too, it stays all by itself.

Certainly helped with my CF this morning.

Curly Fries?

Canned Fruit?

Corn Flakes?

Cold Fusion?

Cash Flow?

Chinese Food?

Cardiac Failure?

Those are all better guesses than mine, Castle Forbes.

I believe Paul was referring to Chiseled Face (Ghost Town Barber)

I knew your next guess was going to be Chiseled Face, but you had some good ones )

I read somewhere that George Washington used THAT CF!! Also Churchill loved Truefitt&Hill.

Well, 1 outta 2 ain't bad.....Our first POTUS used Caswell&Massey, but I was right about Winston.

I started using Fuzzy many moons ago here at TSD. Long story but simple version is a Nephew use to call me Fuzzy Bunny.

I don't think I want the long story.

Oh I thought someone HERE gave you that name

Really not much longer. Lo?

Kinda picked it out myself while posting here.

I recently e-mailed a friend about a family relative issue I'm dealing with. I said "Well, the short of it is......" and proceded to tell him the whole blow-by-blow situation!

The current trend is to use the term "TL;DR" - Too Long, Didn't Read. So you give the whole story , but at the top or bottom of the note you say a short version. Top for courtesy, bottom for comedic effect.

I went with top, but now that I think of it, I should have said "To make a long story short". because after saying "The short of it is" he might have been thinking "The short of WHAT?"

I need to give my CF soap a healthy bloom...next soap on deck.

I'm wondering if you guys give out day passes or short-term memberships of any kind. I have a puck of "Barbus" on deck for tomorrow which benefits from a little pre-shave.... umm... moisture infusion....