akady, welcome sir. How was school today?

He will be 3 titles later by the morning

blue chevrons for sgts like me, 1 bar on collar for Lt. 2 bars for Captain.

Yep, baby blue for a long long time. I am in Chicago. Conrgats to your cousin.

I dont know. that strangler title last awhile. I dont like it sir.

psst. whats that number for your giveaway? can i have another chance? just between us.

Hmmm. After checking my email it seems there are four chests full of gold coins waiting in trust for me at a bank in Brussells. They only need my checking account number to verify identity. Could be a good Christmas after all.

I think all you northerners should run outside and stick your tongues on the monkey bars in celebration of this great news.

Is it the inheritance scam or the illoyal bank employee scam?

I now pronounce you man and... ermmmm... man.

Enjoy.

Scam!?!

I just booked my flight!

Congrats. You make a lovely couple.

scam? this is a good email I..I mean someone sent.

I've done the same work three times now. I have a feeling a fourth is coming.

Those guymen really know how to chop our dollar...
They should take a writers class or something.

and now for something completely different.

SHHHWEEP, IIISSS STTTUCKSH MYS TWUNG ON MUWNKEYS BWAR ANDS CWANTS GETTTS ITTTS LWOOSE.

Sorry I had to actually help a customer with a Dodge Rear Axle Assembly, can you say cha ching, big bucks.

Good. You buy supper. I'm hungry, and I want to go out, and I want something expensive!

It is taking people over 3 hours to get to work here tonight. traffic is not moving at all when I look out the window here to see.

I think I might leave and head home.

Hey Shawn! Your cats made it on the web.







Yes...somebody sent me a funny cat pic email.

You'll get taco bell like everyone else and you will like it. Ray quite eating the hot sauce packets, remember what happened last time.

oh those fire sauce packets are awesome. at least 3 on every taco.