Hold him down for me and we can go halfsies on his stuff.

2 demerits for last paging me! :mad:

So he has been hiding with you.

Last-paged you.

The monkey is finally getting full. The desire for purchases has been subsiding somewhat. Of course I say this as I currently await a sampler of 8 EDT's.

I'm not getting the urge as much as in days gone by though. Freaking DE shaving can be hard on the pocket book that first 6 mos. or so though.

Don't forget to grab the Xbox.

Cologne? What? Shep wearing cologne? Why?

Just one EDT Shep, I combined the 6 to make onerrr

Oooh. Thanks for reminding me.

Well first I don't consider EDT's to be full blown colognes. Are they? Second, evertime that damn Tracy makes an order he convinces me to go in on something with him. Where's that ignore button.......

Ugh. So my package from JoAnna was supposed to be here today. They left a note in my mailbox. I get to go pick it up from the Post Office tomorrow. Hooray.

No one came to my door and no one tried to call me. Sometimes, I'm a PITA and want things my way.

Oh sure, blame me. I suppose I talked you into the Xbox too.

I did try talking you into the Wii but apparently you don't want Dom and I to move in.

EdTs... yeah. They're a type of perfume. Most 'cologne' you buy in department stores like Sephora will be of the EdT concentration. Technically, it is incorrect to use the word perfume to denote all scents women wear and cologne to denote those that men wear.

Classifications:
Perfume extract (Extrait): 15-40% (IFRA: typical 20%) aromatic compounds

Eau de Parfum (EdP), Parfum de Toilette (PdT): 10-20% (typical ~15%) aromatic compounds. Sometimes listed as "eau de perfume" or "millésime".

Eau de Toilette (EdT): 5-15% (typical ~10%) aromatic compounds

Eau de Cologne (EdC): Chypre citrus type perfumes with 3-8% (typical ~5%) aromatic compounds

Splash and After shave: 1-3% aromatic compounds

Wouldn't bother me. I keep telling you, you'd last about 2 days with the crazy Mexican wife and you'd be begging to go home.

and don't anybody get all, oh gosh how he talks about his wife <shocked>. She knows she's crazy and is happy with it.

Huh. Well I had/have Tabac and Pinaud Citrus Musk EDT's. They don't seem as strong as what I'd typically call a cologne. But I'll take your word for it.

So I've got some colognes on the way. I'm becoming more refined.

This is the first time it's happened to me here.

I don't get it. I think the mailman was just lazy today. They usually just leave packages in the mailroom. Instead, I got a pink slip in my mailbox that says I need to be present to sign for the item.

Why don't you want us to move in, Shep? We don't smell. We're refined and wear cologne.

oops, emptied my box :ashamed001

Just so we're on the same page here, Shep, what would you typically call a cologne?

I'll bet crazy Mexican wife can make some crazy Mexican food. What time is dinner tonight?