The Sitting Duck is a friendly old pub With ice cold beer and tasty grub So pull up a chair And let down your hair If you're good you can sit by me, Bub. There once was a turtle named Lou
There once was a turtle named Lou Whose shell was an incredible blue He met an old hare A wolf that was Were
There once was a turtle named Lou Whose shell was an incredible blue He met an old hare A wolf that was Were In a bar, where they shared a cold brew.
The turtle, the werewolf and the hare Got so drunk, they just didn't care the full moon was bright The werewolf snarled "Right"
The turtle, the werewolf and the hare Got so drunk they just didn't care The full moon was bright The werewolf snarled "Right" But the others were not scared there Now we approach the season called Fall
Now we approach the season called Fall As an. Archer, I’m having a ball which she juggles with her nose while touching her toes man that penguin has some gall! There once was a fwuffy wabbit
There once was a fwuffy wabbit A large warren he did inhabit 'Til a hunter named Fudd thought his name should be Mudd
There once was a fwuffy wabbit A large warren he did inhabit 'Til a hunter named Fudd thought his name should be Mudd because with a penguin he did cohabit