Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. brit

    brit in a box

    and join in as part of the club..
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The Sitting Duck is a friendly old pub
    With ice cold beer and tasty grub
    So pull up a chair
    And let down your hair
    If you're good you can sit by me, Bub.

    There once was a turtle named Lou
     
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  3. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    There once was a turtle named Lou
    Whose shell was an incredible blue
     
  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    There once was a turtle named Lou
    Whose shell was an incredible blue
    He met an old hare
     
  5. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    There once was a turtle named Lou
    Whose shell was an incredible blue
    He met an old hare
    A wolf that was Were
     
  6. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    There once was a turtle named Lou
    Whose shell was an incredible blue
    He met an old hare
    A wolf that was Were
    In a bar, where they shared a cold brew.
     
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  7. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The turtle, the werewolf and the hare
     
  8. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The turtle, the werewolf and the hare
    Got so drunk, they just didn't care
     
  9. brit

    brit in a box

    the full moon was bright
     
  10. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The turtle, the werewolf and the hare
    Got so drunk, they just didn't care
    the full moon was bright
    The werewolf snarled "Right"
     
  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The turtle, the werewolf and the hare
    Got so drunk they just didn't care
    The full moon was bright
    The werewolf snarled "Right"
    But the others were not scared there

    Now we approach the season called Fall
     
  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Now we approach the season called Fall
    As an. Archer, I’m having a ball
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Now we approach the season called Fall
    As an. Archer, I’m having a ball
    which she juggles with her nose
    while touching her toes
    man that penguin has some gall! :scared007:

    There once was a fwuffy wabbit
     
    Last edited: Oct 4, 2018
  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    heyyyy, someone wrote more than one line..who could it be?
     
  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :scared003:
     
  16. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    There once was a fwuffy wabbit
    A large warren he did inhabit
     
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2018
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was a fwuffy wabbit
    A large warren he did inhabit
    'Til a hunter named Fudd
     
  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There once was a fwuffy wabbit
    A large warren he did inhabit
    'Til a hunter named Fudd
    thought his name should be Mudd
     
  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    There once was a fwuffy wabbit
    A large warren he did inhabit
    'Til a hunter named Fudd
    thought his name should be Mudd
    because with a penguin he did cohabit
     
  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The best looking mammal is a fox
     

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